Once played a barbarian who told everyone they were a wizard. They practiced time magic, and using their magic staff (great hammer), they took the very years of life away from their victims.

Had a bard companion who would advise people against telling him he’s not casting spells, he’s just hitting people very hard, as that enrages him and he goes into a “casting rage”

It’s the oils in your home it’s fulla oils

Drive 3 to 6 hrs south (depending where you are, maximum assuming you live in P-town) to a decent state and ask for a Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese with saltpepperketchup (that’s one word) in most any small bagel shop.

That’s Taylor fucking Ham you cretin!

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I think it’s a good instinct to assume the best of people but let me assure you there is nothing polite about Chairs.

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Outta the 3 mentioned, I gotta pick ketchup, but if we’re talking favorite sauces or condiments, gotta give it out to toum. The incredible garlic taste in a spread is to die for and works wonders on everything from veggies to steaks to chicken to bread. Seriously, try making a grilled cheese but 86’ing butter and subbing toum. Fuck, that’s amazing.

Shout out to kewpie mayo, tho, the condiment I use irresponsibly on so many things it doesn’t belong…

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I sent emails for 8 months to a person named Chris that started “Hi Chairs,” and they never noticed.

That’s too big!!

A dog that can snatch food off the counter without jumping… I cannot fathom dog-proofing a house for that.

Buddy I ain’t saying shit here to feel virtuous, I’m pointing and laughing at a fool

Also you’re a fucking bigot, you shouldn’t feel welcome here or anywhere else! Go crawl in a hole and rot!

Naw I’m a decent human being and you can’t say the same about yourself.

You violated community and site rules with your post and now you’re shitting your pants over it by making a multiple post hissy fit about your bigoted trash getting rightfully removed.

For someone who calls themself old geezer you sure act like a fucking baby 🤣

You didn’t post news, you posted some transphobic meme you found funny.

You’re an ass and your content wasn’t fit to read.

“Wahhhh wahhh people hate my bigoted rhetoric” - u

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Must be related to them bringing the pandas back to the D.C. zoo

Damn I shoulda gotten into journalism, I didn’t realize that 5 sentences constitutes an article.

Yeah, if arrowhead wants us to leave a buncha weak and innocent people to die, they gotta offer something more tantalizing.

Laser Autocannon.

Hey Googoo, I ain’t gonna watch YouTube if it got ads