Actual techbros today: “Alright so we’ve figured out that if you ask the inscrutable machine to do a good job and recite the rote chant of praise and you ritually beg it not to do a bad job, this increases the chances that the literal nonsense it spews forth from its inscrutable depths will be usable. Also we’re using this to make the internet completely unusable by any but the most dedicated and well trained, by competing for ad dollars with our mountains of literal nonsense.”