Who hurt you as a child?

  • Boggy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.

    • morgan423@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Oh, you’ve got a behavior there, but the wrong motivation.

      I sit at home, but I don’t sit on public toilets precisely because dudes have been whizzing all over the seat.

    • mannycalavera@feddit.uk
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      1 year ago

      Ahhh you’re trying to culture war this when the actual reason is way more sensible and boring than that. Why sit on a potentially dirty toilet seat when you don’t have to? Why even squat above it when you don’t have to? It’s laziness / efficiency, dear, not… 🤣🤣🙄… fragile masculinity.

    • evatronic@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Fuck that, I love sitting down to piss. It’s like a free break AND I get to let the boys out for a few minutes?

      The only times I won’t are when the bathroom is already filthy, or the toilet water is too high and my junk goes for a dunk if I sit.

      • Boggy@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        You either have an annoying plumbing problem or a massive piss lizard. I guess both is possible too.

        • Getawombatupya
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          1 year ago

          Yank toilets have this wierd bowl design, where there’s like 2 litres of water in the bowl at all times

          • Boggy@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            Boggy is a yank, but the toilets are deep enough for the water. Europe toilets have so little water you just shit onto porcelain and it reeks. Then you have a jet engine flush that only someone’s gets all the shit off.

        • evatronic@lemm.ee
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          1 year ago

          I’m not going to brag, but my junk hangs low. I’m also in the US. Some toilets are ridiculously full by default, especially older models.