it turns out that shitposting was eternal, we can just make strangers rate our bits more efficiently
Gotta respect the people who were doing actual manual labor to produce physical copies of their shitposts thatthey had to distribute by hand to all 30 literate members of their tiny town.
Shitpoetry*
Going back in time to take all people complaining about poets and strap them down in chairs and force them to watch Titanic video essays
Poets of yesterday are shitposters of today huh?
I love it!
Poets, amirite?
From Poetics to Hot Takes: A Historical Analysis of Dirtbaggism
“A shitpost by any other name would smell as stank”
Damn, they’re acting like Thomas Hardy was William McGonagall.
Titanic sank because it was engineered by trotskyist scousers
this article posted by jon bois a couple years ago is my favorite old newspaper article
Tbh none of these are particularly funny, which supports my thesis that humor was invented by Monty Python in 1969