“Sometimes you beat the bandicoot, sometimes it beats you”
– me, 2023

  • PetulantBandicoot
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    11 months ago

    Inspirational quote of the year, truly.

    Had my annual termite inspection yesterday. The guy that did it complemented me on how clean my house was. I was confused, as I had not vacuumed yet (a little bit of dust here and there), but he said he once went into a house with feces on the floor. Tell you what, I am a little horrified with that revelation.

    • 𝚝𝚛𝚔OP
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      11 months ago

      We have 9 dogs. You can imagine our floor. Visitors are surprised to learn its actually a tiled floor, not shag pile carpet as they initially expect.