Our yard has a river through it. On the one hand this is quite nice as I didn’t think we’d ever be able to afford riverfront property. On the other hand, I would like to be able to walk on the lawn without needing to be Jesus. Currently I just sink, and then the drowning ants climb up my pant legs and nibble my dangle berries. This has happened twice because I am an idiot and didn’t learn the first time.

Counting down the days before I go back to work 😭