This is the exact time I would invade. Whatever country you’re in, expect it to happen at midnight when everyone is kissing each other. Expect overwhelming force from land/sea/air.
Reminder that anyone who tells you to go outside and kiss someone is likely a fed. They want you unable to defend yourself against the communist forces.
Since I’m a tankie I will loudly announce my undying loyalty to the CPC and pick up an AK and join them.
That’s my biggest fear. Once it starts who knows how many sleeper agents there are. Millions maybe. I’ll be too busy kissing to notice them taking off their masks.
But if they do it right at midnight the chinese soldiers will be kissing each other as they parachute in 😳
That’s why I know it’s going to happen. Chinese New Year is on 10 February. They have no reason to kiss each other tonight.
you people get kissed on New Years? crazy
Say
to 
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I will greet them as liberators
