I discovered a few carpenter ants in my abode and immediately waged war against them. I shall prevail and reclaim my territory.

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOP
      15·
      11 months ago

      Almost sounded like you were setting us up for a rhyme:

      Ass on the toilet, face in the tub, 8:00 p.m. I stumbled home from the club.

      • INHALE_VEGETABLES
        11·
        11 months ago

        ASS ON THE TOILET FACE IN THE TUB

        SHIT SO HARD GOTTA RUB A DUB DUB

        SHORTY GOT IT TOO SHE’S GONNA BE BUTT HURT

        DON’T SQUEEZE HER TRIGGER NOW OR SHE GON SQUIRT