I discovered a few carpenter ants in my abode and immediately waged war against them. I shall prevail and reclaim my territory.

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOP
    15·
    9 months ago

    Almost sounded like you were setting us up for a rhyme:

    Ass on the toilet, face in the tub, 8:00 p.m. I stumbled home from the club.

    • INHALE_VEGETABLES
      11·
      9 months ago

      ASS ON THE TOILET FACE IN THE TUB

      SHIT SO HARD GOTTA RUB A DUB DUB

      SHORTY GOT IT TOO SHE’S GONNA BE BUTT HURT

      DON’T SQUEEZE HER TRIGGER NOW OR SHE GON SQUIRT