but did they save the cum?
Hamas now chops off the balls to deter cum extraction /s
She…she almost married a warcriminal
Don’t let his rank fool you, they promote people for anything in the IDF.
… well he probably was a war criminal regardless, but what I mean is being a Captain is nothing special.
Careful now. I’m sure it’s a merit-based system. Meaning the more civilians you kill the higher your rank.
But only if you keep up with your daily challenges
It doesn’t explicitly say, but there’s a good chance she’s also a war criminal.
She missed a bullet. He didn’t…
Vaxxed?
Looking into it
But did they get his cum?!
His cum was actually a hamas tunnel. That’s why he got shot.
Don’t worry, the brave IDF actually has a whole squad dedicated to taxidermying the corpses of their fallen soldiers, hollowing out their backs and walking them around like hand puppets speaking in squeaky cartoon voices and pretending to be them. She can still marry him if she doesn’t mind him only saying his new catchphrase “Oopsie woopsie!” and isn’t to bothered by the 18-year-old brigadier general with his entire arm shoved inside where his spine used to be.
I’m not saying that house should get to mount his head on the wall like a hunting trophy, but
Oh! Do the hands also, that way he can hold the gun that shot him.
Are we supposed to feel bad for these people? Maybe don’t spray paint your wedding date in the bombed out husk of someone’s home you monsters.
In red, too
owned lol
Death to America
F to pay respect
Get fuckin wrecked ya butcher
Reminds me of the bit in JoJo part 2 where the Wehrmacht soldier who’s friends with Ceasar gets got by Wamuu and the tone is super teary-eyed and I was just laughing my ass off
Or the Pianist acting like the Soviets refusing to release Hosenfield, was an equal crime to everything that happened in Warsaw from 1939-1945.
lol
lmao evenI like to think he was domed seconds after bc he was standing framed in a window like a gift to anyone with 20/20 vision and knowledge of how to adjust iron sights for range.
Womp womp
