• Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    Don’t worry, the brave IDF actually has a whole squad dedicated to taxidermying the corpses of their fallen soldiers, hollowing out their backs and walking them around like hand puppets speaking in squeaky cartoon voices and pretending to be them. She can still marry him if she doesn’t mind him only saying his new catchphrase “Oopsie woopsie!” and isn’t to bothered by the 18-year-old brigadier general with his entire arm shoved inside where his spine used to be.