I’m a guy who find myself relatively high up in the corporate foodchain because of merits in what I do and a rather unique skillset that I bring with me. I’m pretty good in my role except from my ineptitude when it comes to corporate language.

After a while people have metaphorically started calling a shovel a shovel instead of a soil extractor implement, but for a while people got used to responses such as:

“I understood all of those words but not the question”

“Yeah, imma need you to rephrase that…”