Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to politics @lemmy.world · 7 months agoTrump rally warns that God will punish those who don't worship Dictator Trumpboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square139fedilinkarrow-up1493arrow-down132cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
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minus-squaredirthawker0@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·7 months agoOh really? So why hasn’t God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?
minus-squarepurplexed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoBecause that’s what holy wars are for unfortunately
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months ago“Bow before the Lord, or get smote!” “I’m not going to bow before th- OOW! Why’d you hit me for?” “I acted as a vessel for God.”
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoGod is up there doing his Goku powerup.
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months ago"Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! “Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
minus-squareDiplomjodler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·7 months agoGod commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don’t believe it, you’re obviously an infidel.
Oh really? So why hasn’t God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?
Because that’s what holy wars are for unfortunately
“Bow before the Lord, or get smote!”
“I’m not going to bow before th- OOW! Why’d you hit me for?”
“I acted as a vessel for God.”
God is up there doing his Goku powerup.
"Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! “Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
God commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don’t believe it, you’re obviously an infidel.