Another day, another banger by the onion
“I believe in the death penalty for all crimes, real or simulated.”
The Daily Wire should fund a morale conservative game studio and develop a competitor called Grand Love Jesus. The game will be about going to church and being a good guy with a gun when a crazy Islamic terrorist barges into the service and shoots everyone
this, but nothing bad ever happens. you get up every day prepared for the worst shit, but nobody ever attacks you. the game ends when you stop consuming fash propaganda and start living again, meet someone and start developing real interests.
“You can commit crimes? I thought it was just a city driving simulator.”
hey that’s exactly how I play GTA V
God I’m going to kill so many cops (in Grand Theft Auto)
Being a criminal in videogames is praxis.
