You are granted a funny little hat but now you have a funny little head to put it on
I have honestly been chuckling to myself about this comment for 3 days now
you gotta snap out of it, you have a family that cares about you. you have to stop laughing at the comment
Now you are the monkey
Granted. You’re now the “hat guy” and it’s the only thing people remember about you
No. He is the hat man, and is doomed to only interact with people when they extreme amounts of benadryl. He sees the horrors these people experience and can do nothing to help, onlyobserved. The only thing people remember about him is that hat.
The hat is permanently affixed to your head so you must attempt to bathe around it. As the years press on it begins to tatter and stink horribly until you decide to have it surgically removed. You are finally free!!
Several weeks later while scrolling your phone in bed you are suddenly struck with a tingling burning sensation near the top of your head. As you reach up you feel a sizable rigid & lumpy protrudence that stings upon contact. You can feel intense heat coming off of it as your fingers slide over the object, trying to make sense of what it is.
You jump up, run to the bathroom & flick on the light. To your abject horror, you see the outline of a glowing angry red shape that you can’t quite make out. You notice at one of the edges that it is beginning to tear open, only to reveal a funny. little. hat. staring back at you.
why is it angry at me was it something i said
