[Deadpixel] is a particular kind of irony where the very macabre and the very mundane combine in such a way as to reveal the former’s perpetual containment within the latter.

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Cake day: June 8th, 2023

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  • The hat is permanently affixed to your head so you must attempt to bathe around it. As the years press on it begins to tatter and stink horribly until you decide to have it surgically removed. You are finally free!!

    Several weeks later while scrolling your phone in bed you are suddenly struck with a tingling burning sensation near the top of your head. As you reach up you feel a sizable rigid & lumpy protrudence that stings upon contact. You can feel intense heat coming off of it as your fingers slide over the object, trying to make sense of what it is.

    You jump up, run to the bathroom & flick on the light. To your abject horror, you see the outline of a glowing angry red shape that you can’t quite make out. You notice at one of the edges that it is beginning to tear open, only to reveal a funny. little. hat. staring back at you.






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    I’m really looking forward to this, let’s see what we can do for each other in the wake of RARBG!