Granted! A system has been set up where snapping your fingers automatically transfers $1000 from your bank account into that of a random stranger somewhere in the world. How generous of you!
This might be my favorite answer
Granted. The money comes from a charity for terminally ill children. Due to repeated and undiscovered bank errors, the families in need don’t get the money it is redirected to random strangers.
In $1 bill bricks delivered by airdrop on top of them
… In monopoly money
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Granted. But it’s the same random stranger every time, and they’re told you’re the one who’s standing 1,000,000 finger snaps away from them being a billionaire…
Granted. It comes out of your bank account.
They’re an asshole and use it to buy liquid assets to spray your house with
Granted. Every time the stranger gets the $1000 dollars, you shit yourself.
I’ll take it. I’ll just wait until I’m on the toilet before making someone’s day.
I might take perfectly reliable pooping upon snapping alone - might be worth not being able to snap in non-toilet contexts - who needs it, not like I’m in the Sharks from west side story.
