• wowitsverycool@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Granted! A system has been set up where snapping your fingers automatically transfers $1000 from your bank account into that of a random stranger somewhere in the world. How generous of you!

  • Repulsa@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Granted. The money comes from a charity for terminally ill children. Due to repeated and undiscovered bank errors, the families in need don’t get the money it is redirected to random strangers.

  • Maya Fey@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Granted. But it’s the same random stranger every time, and they’re told you’re the one who’s standing 1,000,000 finger snaps away from them being a billionaire…

    • Chris Koss@lemmy.fmhy.mlOP
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      1 year ago

      I’ll take it. I’ll just wait until I’m on the toilet before making someone’s day.

      I might take perfectly reliable pooping upon snapping alone - might be worth not being able to snap in non-toilet contexts - who needs it, not like I’m in the Sharks from west side story.