To be fair, it must be pretty hard being Trump’s lawyer. I imagine there’s a lot of, “Is there anything else you should be telling us?” and “Are you certain of that or would you like to try remember more or double-check first?” conversations. Then you get in court and shit still goes terribly because your client’s like a kid with chocolate on their mouth and told you he didn’t eat the cupcakes.
To be fair, it must be pretty hard being Trump’s lawyer.
Actually, it’s probably pretty easy.
You don’t actually have to know what the hell you’re talking about. All you need to do is be able to stand in front of a microphone, and parrot out all the usual Trump talking points on command.
You don’t need to make coherent arguments in court. In fact, Trump doesn’t want you to. You’re acting for an audience of one, and it’s not the judge. Your entire role, again, is to just regurgitate whatever Trump tells you to regurgitate.
You don’t even need to win. Trump’s overall success rate in court is abyssmal. But it doesn’t matter because all Trump cares about is that you spent weeks or months repeating Trump’s talking points on command.
Sure, little things like getting paid, keeping your reputation intact, avoiding criminal charges and disbarment, and being able to find work later might be a wee bit problematic, but the work itself is probably pretty easy. See what Trump says on TV? Just say that over and over and over and over.
He’s going to care if he wins in the criminal trials, especially the one in Georgia he couldn’t definitely pardon if he was president. He probably couldn’t pardon the others because it’s legally questionable whether a president can pardon himself, but he’ll sure try.
I could be completely off base because what I’m about to say comes from memory of an article I read years and years ago, long before Trump in politics was ever a thing.
But the hypotheticals of what would happen if an elected President was in jail has been discussed before. The general idea that I remember reading was that yes, he wouldn’t be able to pardon himself at either the state or federal level, but his incarceration would be superseded by his need to carry out his Presidential duties, effectively putting any criminal punishment due to him on hold. Sure, he’d still be a convicted felon, but he’d still basically avoid anything resembling actual consequences for his actions, and Trump would be perfectly OK with that. He’d be able to avoid consequences and would wear the conviction as a badge of honor.
And make no mistake: That’s what Trump is going for. He didn’t care about his impeachments. He hasn’t cared about any of the civil trials he lost yet. He only started caring about this one once he realized he could turn the courtroom into a glorified MAGA rally. Being labelled with “convicted felon” would just be something else to add to the pile of things Trump doesn’t care about. He’ll fundraise off of it. He’ll have laws changes to make sure he never has to actually serve a sentence even after his term ends. And in the end, as long as he doesn’t actually have to suffer actual consequences outside of some reputational damage, he’ll consider it a win.
Idk, assuming you have bills to pay you’ll want to be able to get paying work in the future (especially since TFG won’t be paying), which is harder if googling your name comes back with nothing but clown pictures.
Sure thing, but his behaviour around lawyers has been known for decades and yet they still took this utterly impossible to represent client. Fuck them.
To be fair, it must be pretty hard being Trump’s lawyer. I imagine there’s a lot of, “Is there anything else you should be telling us?” and “Are you certain of that or would you like to try remember more or double-check first?” conversations. Then you get in court and shit still goes terribly because your client’s like a kid with chocolate on their mouth and told you he didn’t eat the cupcakes.
When he was in the White House, two of his lawyers would never see him alone to avoid him lying to them and telling them different things.
Actually, it’s probably pretty easy.
You don’t actually have to know what the hell you’re talking about. All you need to do is be able to stand in front of a microphone, and parrot out all the usual Trump talking points on command.
You don’t need to make coherent arguments in court. In fact, Trump doesn’t want you to. You’re acting for an audience of one, and it’s not the judge. Your entire role, again, is to just regurgitate whatever Trump tells you to regurgitate.
You don’t even need to win. Trump’s overall success rate in court is abyssmal. But it doesn’t matter because all Trump cares about is that you spent weeks or months repeating Trump’s talking points on command.
Sure, little things like getting paid, keeping your reputation intact, avoiding criminal charges and disbarment, and being able to find work later might be a wee bit problematic, but the work itself is probably pretty easy. See what Trump says on TV? Just say that over and over and over and over.
He’s going to care if he wins in the criminal trials, especially the one in Georgia he couldn’t definitely pardon if he was president. He probably couldn’t pardon the others because it’s legally questionable whether a president can pardon himself, but he’ll sure try.
I could be completely off base because what I’m about to say comes from memory of an article I read years and years ago, long before Trump in politics was ever a thing.
But the hypotheticals of what would happen if an elected President was in jail has been discussed before. The general idea that I remember reading was that yes, he wouldn’t be able to pardon himself at either the state or federal level, but his incarceration would be superseded by his need to carry out his Presidential duties, effectively putting any criminal punishment due to him on hold. Sure, he’d still be a convicted felon, but he’d still basically avoid anything resembling actual consequences for his actions, and Trump would be perfectly OK with that. He’d be able to avoid consequences and would wear the conviction as a badge of honor.
And make no mistake: That’s what Trump is going for. He didn’t care about his impeachments. He hasn’t cared about any of the civil trials he lost yet. He only started caring about this one once he realized he could turn the courtroom into a glorified MAGA rally. Being labelled with “convicted felon” would just be something else to add to the pile of things Trump doesn’t care about. He’ll fundraise off of it. He’ll have laws changes to make sure he never has to actually serve a sentence even after his term ends. And in the end, as long as he doesn’t actually have to suffer actual consequences outside of some reputational damage, he’ll consider it a win.
Idk, assuming you have bills to pay you’ll want to be able to get paying work in the future (especially since TFG won’t be paying), which is harder if googling your name comes back with nothing but clown pictures.
Sure thing, but his behaviour around lawyers has been known for decades and yet they still took this utterly impossible to represent client. Fuck them.
“Donny, Donny!” “Yes Papa?”
Oh God