Something Mysterious Appears to Be Suppressing the Universe’s Growth, Scientists Say::The unexplained cause of the slowed growth of the cosmic web that connects galaxies could hint at new physics.
Program is running out of memory.
Heap memory specifically.
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He needs to tune down that garbage collection
If we expand anymore we’ll pop the neutron that contains the universe.
Source: Men in Black
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Does the universe—err, HAVE memory via conservation of mass or sumfing?
42?
Correct. Don’t forget to bring a towel!
For everyone talking about the expansion of the Universe, that’s not what this is about. The Universe is still expanding, at an accelerating rate. This work is about the rate of structure formation (the large-scale clumpiness of matter) being slowed down, not the expansion of spacetime.
So the galaxian filaments have surface tension?
If I’m thinking of this right, yes, and it’s like they have less than we thought and aren’t splitting up into “droplets” (clusters of galaxies) as fast as we think they should be.
It’s finally here - Physics 2
Electromagnetic Boogaloo
I hate this kind of titles that try hard to make science sound esoteric. Science is exciting enough by itself!
could hint at new physics.
Nice a new update it’s dropping.
“Patch notes: fixed weird bug slowing down the expansion of the universe; heat death now correctly occurs in 2025”
Well, shit
Forest new math.
Now the woke fuckers are bringing new physics?!
When will the insanity end???
It noticed humans and said ‘whoa whoa whoa, that’s not at all what we meant’.
God bless you 🙏
Is the big crunch back on the menu?
Is that the one in a giant dorito?
It’s an off brand great value nacho corn chip but basically the same yeah
Aliens. It’s always aliens.
Sounds pretty spooky.
God has raised the interest rate
Prismo just stabilised the multiverse.
its time to upgrade RAM
This is a render distance issue, the bottleneck is clearly GPU
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the spiders making the cosmic web are on strike duh
I’m sorry, this totally was not my intention.
It’s on a bit of a diet, seems to be working, good for the universe
Shit, I knew I forgot about doing something.
