My cancer returning.

Why is this a picture of text?

Why bother having letters and numbers on a “registration plate“ when it doesn’t mean anything anyway?

I miss riding a bike. I used to ride or [inline] skate or skate[board] everywhere as my primary modes of transport.

My oncologist told me that my osteopenia and osteolytic lesions mean that I must never ride a bike again, or skate, or even jog, in case of pathologic fractures.

If you have any suggestions, they’d be welcome.

Mr Francis, my year 10 English teacher told me:

It’s “its”, not “it’s”, unless you mean “it is”, in which case it is “it’s”.

That was 40 years ago, and I’ve never forgotten it.

What would they call each other?

Hemicorporectomy

The chargers l have work just fine. Why do I need to change them?

Hey that’s pretty cool. Not sure if you’ve changed my mind, but I’ll try it out.

Yosemite rhymes with Vegemite. Change my mind.

Crash Test Dummies - Mmm mmm mmm mmm

“I haven’t decided yet, I’ll have to go through the fridge and see what everyone else brought so I can steal something”

Beer. Drinking it.

• Loud conversations. If you need to speak loudly at the person right next to you, you need to get your hearing checked.
• Excessive perfume
• Bright headlights

“If you can’t trust the governments of the world, then who can you trust?”
Albert Einstein, Young Einstein

Oh, this has been in the back of my mind for years!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show:

• Kermit and Piggy as Brad and Janet
• Gonzo as Frank’n’Furter
• Statler and Waldorf as Magenta and Columbia
• Fozzy - Riff Raff
• Animal - Rocky
• Scooter - Eddie
• Bunsen Honeydew - Dr Scott

What about Byzantium?

• Polytopia
• Simon Tatham’s Puzzles
• Tiny Town
• Downright

Beat cancer

Not disagreeing, but do you have sources? I wouldn’t even know where to start looking.