• mommykink@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Context, dude. No one but you interpreted that headline to mean enabling cruise control

    • Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I could be wrong, but I think his allusion went over your head… where I’m from, cruising often means driving around looking for guys to bang.

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            1 year ago

            If you’re referring to your magnum dong, congrats. If your referring to my magnum dong, we might have different definitions of the word, ‘magnum’. Anyways, can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

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              1 year ago

              Look, you can’t just go around scattering magnum condoms on the floor if you don’t have a magnum dong. She’ll end up disappointed and you’ll have to D.E.N.N.I.S your way out of it.

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      1 year ago

      How illiterate can you be? I specifically said I didn’t interpret it to mwan that.