cheese_greater@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoHow come sometimes I only want the blanket/covers over my feet and not legs?message-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down11
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareHow come sometimes I only want the blanket/covers over my feet and not legs?cheese_greater@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareTokenBoomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down6·edit-21 year agoThe monster under the bed can’t get you if : You’re feet are covered. You’re head is covered. I thought this was common knowledge.
minus-squareAccidentalLemming@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 year agoBut the grammar police will still come and catch you
minus-squareryannathanslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoYou are feet are covered You are head is covered
minus-squareTokenBoomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThere’s a lesson somewhere in their.
minus-squareMohammad K.@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoAnd the fact is that wearing socks don’t help. Only blanket is effective against those monsters.
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoHonestly, this is kinda like the perfect answer for me. I love this kinda shit, Monsters under the bed lol
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThis response would be even funnier if you like totally doubled-down and prefaced it with “Everybody knows that…” + Your current prose. ;)
The monster under the bed can’t get you if :
I thought this was common knowledge.
But the grammar police will still come and catch you
You are feet are covered
You are head is covered
There’s a lesson somewhere in their.
No theirs isn’t
And the fact is that wearing socks don’t help. Only blanket is effective against those monsters.
Honestly, this is kinda like the perfect answer for me. I love this kinda shit, Monsters under the bed lol
This response would be even funnier if you like totally doubled-down and prefaced it with “Everybody knows that…” + Your current prose.
;)