Previously, we established that you shouldn’t go to a serious event in Australia with the expectation that spider fucking will occur. I’m going to be visiting soon, are there particular events that I might visit where there is a reasonable chance of spider fucking occuring?

I’m not particularly in to spiders - I’m open minded, but it would need to be the right spider - I just don’t want to turn up to something and get caught out

  • RememberTheApollo@lemmy.world
    10·
    1 year ago

    TF is happening…is any of this written by a human on earth? I for one welcome our alien AI overlords, but suggest they might pick up a book on grammar before asking to fucking spider leader approach me with.

  • Minarble
    6·
    1 year ago

    Nobody doesn’t not fuck spiders. That isn’t not what they are here for. It’s a simple case of the yeah nahs you drongo.

  • ji88aja88a@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    1 year ago

    Well, if you’re not there to not not fuck spiders, then you’re there to fuck spiders. Simple, really

  • hitmyspot
    5·
    1 year ago

    If you go to an event where there is lots of stamps to be licked, or lots of sockless caterpillars, then it’s fair to hold an expectation there may be arachnid hanky panky. Generally though, all three are not expected as a priority.