I salute the designers balls for submitting that design.

The garden drama is the latest gaffe to plague high-profile Presbyterian schools this year.

It didn’t even look that phallic, just… shonky. The ruling class truly do have much different “problems” than the plebs.

One former student with ongoing links to the college, who did not want to be identified because speaking about the garden could jeopardise her relationship with the school

Jesus wept.

I can’t stop thinking that if I was the architect, I’d be trying to make the alterations look like a pussy 😄