They have been named:

• fuck
• THE FUCK?
• FUCK ME! OH FUCK! OH FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE CUNT!

and…

• beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

These are the scientific names, and may be quite difficult for anyone not Australian to understand or pronounce.

I’m for lab grown meat, but as we transition to it, somebody will have to get rid of all those extra cows, pigs, chickens etc, and I will make the sacrifice and volunteer to help do it, one steak, chop, sausage and wing at a time.

It feels like this guy, Ben Roberts-Smith and Salim Mehajer are all in some sort of weird contest that the rest of us don’t know about.

Well, if they want access to my power and data, before I would even consider it, I would have to charge a fee.

Perhaps I would call it a Daily Supply Charge.

Of TV viewership: “Sky News Australia’s reach increased by four percentage points (17%) over the past 12 months”

Fuck!

Boomers, NO! STOP!

There is no single silver bullet.

I think it’s been clear for quite some time that you need to be pulling all the levers if you really want housing to be affordable.

Pray I do not double them again. And again, and again…

Literally, ads infinitum

His “professional suitability is under review”, NSW Police said.

Alleged pussy only allegedly blew 0.108, and allegedly got caught.

Allegedly not suitable lol

Screw you guys, I’m going home!

Things, err, did not go according to plan…

Take a bow, Mitchell Starc. This time for your batting!

Tailenders lasted the first hour adding invaluable runs. Lead now past 250.

Oh, this sounds very familiar!

There were similar poor results 9 years ago when Choice did a roundup of tests. And, of course the manufacturers questioned Choice’s testing.

And the TGA said they would consider their findings and determine any actions.

I wonder what happened?

Well, after a good bowling performance to skittle SA and get a 70 run lead, Australia decided to make a game of it by throwing away their own wickets ☹️

This session after lunch might just determine this match

Good catch from Labuschagne!

Need.some more wickets!

Day 2 begins and let’s see if the Aussies can continue the avalanche of wickets!

Time to sleep.

Sun is out and.game is fairly even. 2 wickets or 100 runs could make the difference.

C’mon, Aussie!

Classic Smudge.

Has no right to score any runs in England with his dodgy technique. But somehow is the only guy that looks anything like comfortable…

Surely that mace trophy is gonna be busted by whoever wins it using it as a bat in a game of street cricket with everyone plastered about 4am the next morning… 🤣