It’s a short way
To the grave
If you never get a jab
It’s a short way
To the grave
If you never get a jab
That it’s never too late!
Horn removal and chopped off a spiky tail lol
All honour and glory to our great systemd!
Though, I have this nagging suspicion it may possibly be usurped by Wayland!
Protips:
I know!
I’ll make them of plastic, poke some holes in them, and call them Cruggs 😄
Err, no. No, it isn’t.
Now I’m thinking about the poor toilet bowl, the mess in the toilet. And how it’s definitely gonna be left in the next toilet in a pub I have to visit 😥
Don’t worry. Nothing can frighten a Triton.
Will this week be the week I finally get to put away my ugg boots and other winter stuff?
The ‘brands’ they are displaying.
I see people checking me and others out. What runners are they? Jordans or KMart? Is that a Lacoste or walmart? Is that a real Rolex or D&G handbag?
But for me, it’s not judging them like you think.
I judge them flashing brands as a sign of insecurity, a need to appear wealthy and ‘fit in’, and a likely ‘keep up with the Jones’ jealous type.
So, I actually feel sad for them.
And, yes, I am aware it’s super judgemental and I’m no doubt hypocritical as well, as there are some things I will buy certain brands for.
I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from going Blackadder. Maybe saying my name is ‘Darling’, or go ‘Baldrick’ and telling them ‘I have a cunning plan’…
That poor girl.
And those shithead parents. What were they doing it for? Tying to make a tiny ballerina?
“And also, the beatings will continue until morale improves!”
Payout massive penalties to mates to settle the breach of contract.
Sell off new contract with guaranteed profits to mates to stick it to the plebs again.
Haha, that headline had me thinking it was a Betoota article
Ms O’Neil says she can “certainly ask the states” to dump stamp duty.
States: Are you going to make up for any shortfall in revenue?
O’Neill: No, it’s a state matter
States:lol, get fucked then
Thinking about it, let’s just do it properly.
Only approved high quality people like us should have children.
We can sterilize everyone else.
Soft! Soft on crime!
I’m twice as tough on crime!
Should be 5 years of age!
I think it was obvious worldwide.
Have a fucking leader who has a fucking clue.
I had a lot of problems with Gladys over various things, but the best thing she ever did was ignore Scott Morrison, and Sky News and 2GB et al. They were all in the 'it wiil hurt business, and we can’t have that, so let it rip" camp.
Same applies to most of the other state leaders.
We all dodged a bullet.