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Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card

With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs

This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Look further into the comments, someone already emailed them and got a response LOL!

    But hey, if you get a response that differs from that, by all means share it. 👍

    Long Lung Club!