I use my dishwasher because of PTSD

Pretty Terrible Spoon Drenching

That’s why I spray with a lot of little streams instead of one big stream, the fissssss spray vs the fwooosh aerated stream

Spoon discipline is training-wheels for muzzle discipline.

Always treat the concave area of a spoon the same way you would treat the barrel of a gun; both are capable of delivering either complete satisfaction or complete regret, depending on the direction and intention.

I’m tall so nearly every time I wash the dishes I end up looking like I pissed my pants because of this

Spoon goes right in the dishwasher. I want a closed door between me and the spoon when the washing happens