• TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I imagine him sickcrying right now as he packs his shit to move down into the basement next to the waterheater and boiler for the House.

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      I never WANTED TO BE SPEAKER ANYWAY!

      heavy sobs as he wipes his nose with his sleave

      Stoopid gavel is TOO FUCKING SMALL ANYWAY!

      Kevin then angerly throws a scrapbook of his first week in office across the room and throws himself onto a couch. He hiccup sobs into a pillow as The Cranberries ode to my family plays in the background

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      Remember when he went ahead and moved into that office before being elected speaker? Somebody get me some mint milanos.

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      Nah has confused as to why these Republicans aren’t falling in line like they’re supposed to. He’s speaker after all. They did for a pedo like Denny hastert and Eric cantor and that wank stain Paul Ryan.

      It’s funny that they’re starting to believe their own rhetoric instead of just making back room deals like usual.