USA trip, day 9: Niagara Falls is amazing, and getting wet on the Maid Of The Mist is worth the bus ride back in wet jocks. Went to Canada and rode a moose, then got Tim Hortons coffee which was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted in my life. Off to New Jersey now, presumably it’s better than Old Jersey.
One statement in that last paragraph was a lie, guess such one…
USA trip, day 9: Niagara Falls is amazing, and getting wet on the Maid Of The Mist is worth the bus ride back in wet jocks. Went to Canada and rode a moose, then got Tim Hortons coffee which was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted in my life. Off to New Jersey now, presumably it’s better than Old Jersey.
One statement in that last paragraph was a lie, guess such one…
The bit about the moose? The give away was; moose are not real creatures!
Nothing is worth a ride home on a bus in wet jocks!