• zurohkiEnglish
    1691·
    9 months ago

    Your distro is crap, mine is awesome.

    What distro do I use? I don’t see how that’s relevant. No, I don’t need to know what you use either.

    Edit: we all secretly know that Hannah Montana Linux is the best.

    • drolex@sopuli.xyz
      271·
      9 months ago

      Some people, many people, they say, you know a lot of people say it, they say that your distro is shit. Now, what, and you know it’s true because a lot of people, the best people, they say that you have many driver incompatibilities. I know everything about drivers and it’s true that your drivers, you know, they are shit too. I used to know Linus Torvalds, I didn’t care for him, but he always said to me “you know drolex, zurohki’s drivers, they are not compatible at all”. And that’s the truth. And your kernel is outdated. Absolutely obsolete. I know it, you know it. Now my distro, everyone knows, everybody says all the time, my distro is the best distro. The best experts, and I know a lot because I am the expert on distros, well, they all say my distro is the best no money can buy. It’s absolutely true! And it has everything for the best distro: terminal commanding, crontabber, vim thingy, you can go ls and have all the information on the files. And even the folders. It’s terrific. That’s what a good distro is all about and a lot of people say my distro has it all.

    • mihnt@kbin.social
      3·
      9 months ago

      On your edit, that gives me horrible flashbacks to early 2k KDE. I’m ocularly offended.

  • _cnt0@unilem.org
    25·
    9 months ago

    Where did you get this picture of me? Nobody was supposed to know that I’m a crustacean!

  • Gamey@feddit.de
    23·
    9 months ago

    I just wish people didn’t spread so much missingormation in this community, in theory I would love to argue about things like Systemd, Flatpaks, Appimages, Gnome, KDE, Arch, Standalone WMs and so on but in practice it’s just a bunch of dushbags trashing on things they obviously don’t want to understand most of the time!

  • drolex@sopuli.xyz
    231·
    9 months ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAiusegentoobtwAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAfuckingkdeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAfuckingdependenciesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmissingdriversAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAubuntunoobsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Avid Amoeba@lemmy.ca
    3816·
    9 months ago

    Ubuntu LTS

    Is the best all around Linux OS today for most users.

    This thread is too positive. Thought I’d give you something to downvote. 🦞🫠

        • pH3ra@lemmy.ml
          5·
          9 months ago

          It was a joke based on the fact that Canonical’s snaps are sort of a kink for some people and when some people with kinks have sex, they want their partner to slap them, so they ask in a polite way while they refer to said partner as “daddy”, so it was, more or less, a wordplay on how the words “snap” and “slap” sound similar…
          IDK, dude I don’t even use Ubuntu, just try not to be the lobster in the picture ✌️

    • intelati@programming.dev
      6·
      9 months ago

      I mean you’re probably not wrong?

      I’ll never be super interested in the LTS stuff. I love poking the “cutting” (but not bleeding) edge stuff. I don’t mind reinstalling now and then if things go south in a big way

    • Longpork_afficianado@lemmy.nz
      1·
      9 months ago

      You’re not wrong. I use a lot of niche tools in my work, which often means cloning from git, modifying the code, dealing with dependencies(recursively sometimes) and building from scratch, which works 90% of the time, but when you find a tool that works exactly as needed and all it takes is an ‘apt get install’, that just makes my day.

  • IverCoder@lemm.eeEnglish
    222·
    9 months ago

    Newbies hating on Flatpak, Wayland, PipeWire, SystemD, and other new stuff that actually works unlike their predecessors because they were told by some racist boomer Linux YouTuber to hate those

    • oij2@lemmy.world
      13·
      9 months ago

      What makes linux cool is that there are alternatives for literally anything. The fact that there is a constant debate going and people using all sorts of implementations just means that less of the system becomes a black box and more people are actually looking at and eventually working on the code. This keeps the system alive, and means it hasn’t ended up with some rotten filesystem like NTFS or a shitty Registry configuration system like windows.

      The most popular distro on distrowatch is MX Linux which uses initV but has ability to run systemd services - but however, initV became 10x faster and more usable because of rewrites that were sparked by the systemd debate.

      This is literally pure nerd rage energy being turned into amazing code, and it’s beautiful.

    • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml
      21·
      9 months ago

      Nah flatpak actually sucks (imo). The apps never quite work they way they should out of the box (at least in my experience) and you have to do more work for a full system update

    • uis@lemmy.world
      27·
      9 months ago

      because they were told by some racist boomer Linux YouTuber

      Lol

  • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip
    1·
    9 months ago

    Where is the Microsoft Stan in the corner yelling at everyone that Linux lobsters don’t have claws and can’t fight each other?