The big bonus is that everyone will be able to have a healthy chat with the CEO.

- Hey CEO, what will be my raise this year?

- As a CEO language model, I don’t have access to money to fund your salary increase. However, based on my knowledge, the shareholders will receive substantial dividends and please get stuffed.

is this employee in the room with us right now?

Well, he should be, but he’s WORKING from BLOODY HOME FFS!!!

So this is why there is a “Block user” option. Thanks for clearing that up

You know that Hitler was not only a famous painter, surely? I know it’s not a competition, but I’ve heard the guy has done some fairly bad things

Je crois que c’est “cyclimse” en fait. Enfin je suis juste cuisinier de ouiche lorraine, alors je sais pas trop, mais il me semble.

These graphs are mighty fine, thanks for providing them

Daily reminder that two different things can be bad at the same time.

I thought it had to be either a big number, or a small number. So, yeah.

🤓📕🦋 is this democracy?

I’ll get there eventually

Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it

be me

get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school

dad wakes me up for drive to school

pass school

“dad where are we going”

“my friends want to meet you anon”

pull up to schoolmate’s house

it’s on fire

the firefighters are there

get to see my enemies die screaming while burning

get to see a real fire truck

mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better

He’s the messiah! Lisan al-Ghaib!

And sacred C4! Blessed be mighty O’Neill of the magic play-doh.

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Quelqu’un peut m’expliquer le rapport entre voter à gauche et le futur de Hanouna ? Ça sent le kamoulox cette affaire

Ajout : ah OK j’ai la réf. On a le droit de rêver…

M’enfin c’est une révélation que l’action politique repose sur l’engagement de bénévoles au niveau local ? C’est le principe de toute association. C’est vrai au club de pétanque, au parti, à la cellule syndicale ou au foyer des étudiants…

Mais non Éric ! Ça on le pense très fort, mais on le dit pas ! Ah mais quel amateur.

Le voilà le coup de billard à n+1 bandes de ce génie de Macron : dissolution de l’Assemblée -> explosion de LR -> Renaissance récupère le vote de droite -> le RN devient la droite parlementaire -> Renaissance devient le centre gauche -> Glucksmann joint la coalition -> Darmanin premier ministre de gauche -> ??? -> on annexe la Wallonie

Putain mais puisqu’on vous dit que Darmanin est un homme de gauche ! Il vous faut quoi ? L’ultra-gauche avec Attal ? Jamais contents

Vraiment de la merde cette édition de Pokémon

Currency to buy what? To buy gold of course, which was a famous Aztec staple. They were very fond of it. Never heard the expressions “I hunger for gold”, “as delicious as a gold ingot”, “this cake must be made of gold”? All proofs of the sacred place of gold in the Aztec kitchen. It is known, look it up on YouTube.