How many of you practice your karate.
I like to wave and blow a kiss to the security camera just in case someone is looking at it so they know I appreciate them
I do this with every security camera! 😂 Often it’s more just making a silly face in the hope that someone is watching and has a giggle…
Transform back to my original form, it’s tiring to keep this human appearance.
…wait?
Guys, it’s like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.
Yeah, most of the elevators I encounter are at hotels while traveling, so it’s usually the first place I have a moment to breathe after going non-stop for hours and hours. I’m not practicing karate, I’m trying not to collapse from exhaustion.
30 SECONDS ILL NEVER GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER
Fart.
So it’s you…
…just before I step out the door when I get to my floor.
Blue Steel in the mirror.
I resist the urge to press any button.
I just pull out my phone and look at re… er, lemmy
Check my appearance in the mirror.
Karate? No.
I do let my imagination play out an action/fight scene that will occur when the elevator “dings” and the doors open. Often with an action based song playing in my head.
I watch too many movies.
Getting my phone out of pocket and continue reading that great finction.
I reenact that scene from Captain America
I think about why I didn’t went by the stairs again and again (I like stairs, that’s my sport of the day)
I ask the question, “Why do we exist?”
practice your karate
*kzzzt* Could you please stop jumping around in the elevator, you’re triggering the gravity sensors and causing alarms. Thank you. *kzzzt*
I stand real close to the doors and agitate until I’m allowed out