We made it through another week! Today we’re going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg “wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?”). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like “I can’t I’m flying solo round the earth”. More ridiculous the better!
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Do you want to help me do my taxes Saturday at 10?
I’m afraid that would be an ecumenical matter and i am grossly under qualified
Can’t because I’m helping Maggie Thatcher to iron laundry in hell.
Ah no problem how’s 2pm instead?
No cause it’s a long way to hell and back
Ah ok how about 8pm next Friday?
Would love to but I’m attending the apocalypse
Right np how’s Thursday at 11:15am?
1 + 1 + 1 +5 = 8 That’s a very unlucky number, anything you do at 11:15 (other than kissing girls) is bound to fail!
That would be considered direct dealing, so absolutely not.
Ah ok, want to help me wash my windows instead?
I use arch.
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Do you want to help me empty my attic today at 4?
Sorry, we can’t. We are baking a new universe.
Ah ok how’s Saturday at 10?
I would, but I’m helping @[email protected] with her taxes
I wouldn’t mate, she’s a total bitch 😉 How’s Sunday lunchtime?
I could, but its tricky. I’m helping some bird paint her fence in the morning and I’m fairly certain my cat will have found its way through the series of locked gates by then and escaped.
That is a predicament. How’s Monday at 9:15?
Can’t, I’m rehashing my browns
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Do you want to help me paint my fence Sunday at 10?
can’t I’m cooking maggie thatcher bacon, so I can poison it
I understand, how’s 3pm instead?
Do you want to come to the cinema Saturday at 3?
sorry, I’m vegan
Oh sorry I forgot. How’s Sunday at 11:15am?
I will not be going to the SINema on the LORD’s DAY, you cannot tempt me with these worldly pleasures. I will pray for you and your SOUL.
Of course! How’s Monday at 4pm?
Have you tried asking her, I haven’t seen Monday in a year - I mean, I know she frequented 4pm on occasion, but I thought she had tried quitting, at least last I saw her she was. Have you seen her recently?
Ah ok can you do Tuesday 8pm?
We’re not on speaking terms, unfortunately.
can’t, I’m nicking keir starma’s sausages
Naturally…How’s 11:15 that day?
