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    2 months ago

    Comments on commentators:

    • omg, Stuart Broad has taught SA how to bowl, where to field, how to catch. Clearly Man of the Match already
    • Matthew Hayden is the new Bob Katter
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      Matthew Hayden is the new Bob Katter

      Wait what‽ Please tell me you mean that in some weird off-piste way! He was my favourite cricketer as a kid.

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        Sorry, it was just the accent and huge hat, he didn’t mention any politics.

        Also, no mention of crocs yet.

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    Time to sleep.

    Sun is out and.game is fairly even. 2 wickets or 100 runs could make the difference.

    C’mon, Aussie!

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    Aussies lost toss and sent in to bat. Pitch looks not so green, but skies are grey, so could swing a bit. I think Aussies would have bowled first too.

    Rabada will be dangerous.

    Weather expected to fine up, so expecting some batsman paradise days.

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    2 quick wickets and we’ve got the ritalin twins…

    (Smith & Labuschagne twitch & dance around like they have ADHD++. No offence to those with ADHD etc intended)

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    2 months ago

    I appreciate the commentary. Apparently this is on Amazon video? I don’t have that, so the commentary is appreciated!

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    Ugh, bad end to the session with Head out. The bowling wasn’t that good. Bumrah and co were way tougher last summer…

    Mid/lower order to the rescue again?

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    Not sure about Labuschagne opening…

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    2 months ago

    Excellent catching by SA so far. Hope they had some greasy finger food for lunch.

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    2 months ago

    Classic Smudge.

    Has no right to score any runs in England with his dodgy technique. But somehow is the only guy that looks anything like comfortable…

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    Bad over from Rabada.

    Baiting Smith too far and short outside off.

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    2 months ago

    Surely that mace trophy is gonna be busted by whoever wins it using it as a bat in a game of street cricket with everyone plastered about 4am the next morning… 🤣

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    2 months ago

    Good catch from Labuschagne!

    Need.some more wickets!

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    2 months ago

    Things, err, did not go according to plan…

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    Day 2 begins and let’s see if the Aussies can continue the avalanche of wickets!

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    Screw you guys, I’m going home!