• Sagrotan@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    One little crisis and my mom got scared, she said “you’re moving to your uncle and aunt in Europe”

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      I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo holmes, smell ya later” I looked at my kingdom I was finally there

      Only to realize that the crisis in Europe was just as bad as there.

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        Slightly better healthcare and job security. Don’t go to Australia. It’s horrible and full of homeless drop bears.