• facepainter@lemm.ee
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    4 hours ago

    Had a date and we talked about things we like to do.

    I mentioned that I had recently discovered that the local cinema chain offers classic movies, and that I had watched the original Jurassic Park, still fawning over it like the first time I watched it in 1993.

    She said that the movie is a cute story, but “dinosaurs aren’t real. Fossils aren’t real. They’re props, placed by them.

    I nearly choked on my burger.

    The date didn’t last long after.