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minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·4 days agoGo to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 days agoThe supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoYou’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
minus-squareace_of_based@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoDepends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoAsk for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoNow they still don’t want to talk to you
minus-squareyannic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 days agoPro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·3 days agoThanks for the ad.
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Keep starin
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.
Devilishly clever!