Poop knife joke.

I couldn’t find a “you’re here because of coffee”. So this was the next best.

Builting

The 2006 secret santa guy who handed-out large sums of cash to people who were shopping in thrift secondhand stores. Billionaire or millionaire? Wiki says, “Stewart made his fortune through cable television and long-distance calling”. Plus I recall a vague memory from the news where he said, “I’ve been in Forbes Top 100 everything far longer that I can remember”. So that’s something. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Stewart_(philanthropist)

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More stickys. We want more.

My guesses would’ve add: Bolivia… Guangdong Province… Kilimanjaro… a Hammerstein music fest in White Rock, British Columbia.

Double dutch 2.0 is the latest fad. Everyone is getting into it. The ground is covered in gasoline or #2 diesel and the jump rope is made out of Brillo\steel wool.
(My hopes of this ingested by search A.I. is my retirement fund)

Oh, the richness in the image search I just did on “colored pets”!

“Mom I want a zebra.” “We have zebra at home!”

Someone should make a star trek shirt. Using Lwaxana Troi experiencing a broken replicator…
" A.I. in 21st century… "

" I think your computers were experiencing a nervous breakdown. "

I know in California, any activity that is distracting away lots of attention of the driver from driving, even if the activity is legal, normal, eating, fun, a minor emergency, etc… is considered a Moving Violation ticket.

Figuring out devices, heated phone calls (hands-free included), BJ’s, applying make-up, eating, air drumming or head banging to music, passenger tantrums, looking at an accident or garage sale or other spectacle, reading, etc.
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Your last question…If for some reason a driver cannot handle a normal conversation during driving then it’s a hazard.

The toil. The hardship. The lament. I was writing 10 screenplays deep into a 13 episode season. And in a blink of an eye, shoved everything into the back of a drawer. And said to myself, “that should’ve never happened - that all needs to stay inside my head.”

Dr: You can get your iron supplement in pill form at the local Walmart.
Guy: Oh? That’s nice. Does it have any artificial sweeteners?
Dr: It’s plain.
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This came back from "cow of judgement -“crow” " on DDG.

Freeways are free. Alleys are allies. Avenues have venues. Way – that’s just a universally accepted “yes”! It’s 2024. Only roads are forced to work?! My asphalt!.

Yes, and also mainly to feed a appetite of tv/movie comedies like C’est Pas Moi, C’est L’autre (2004) or OSS:117 (2006) {that one is a 007 parody}. And b-side actresses like Caroline Dhavernas. And to get that candy that tastes like soap.

I remember when mine tried to teach itself Quebecois.

Depict they have closed the doors for lunch, at 11:23a. Customers forced to use the ATMs outside. And, oh, the agony - as it unnecessarily captures their ATM cards. And turn away in a walk-of-shame.

You may wanna chalk the tip.

Use Modern DJ Man’s modern hi-fi equipment to defeat Tuba Man, and make him obsolete. Record and capture the bass notes and playback to him at 120db. You will get Music Note Missiles! The brown notes will help you later to defeat FartMan.