Roil for initiative.

He protec

He atac

But mostly, he guards the snac

Harold the Soup Stealing Gnome has stolen all your soup, rendering your short rest half as effective.

Get him to the rocket

He’s got a pot problem, gnome sayin’?

Let him cook

Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

No matter how much he pointed to his white beard as proof, the witch didn’t believe Grumbles when he insisted he wasn’t a child and wouldn’t taste good in a nice meat pie.

Finally, the witch-gnome war has come to it’s inevitable conclusion.

Someone is taking his revenge at Senshi

Are those two smeg knives

POV: It’s 2007 and you just signed up for Netflix, streaming is so simple and easy

A foolish feeling of safeness within my bunker.

or

I flee from the knives only to get caught in the heat.

Gnome got into my pot again