I have 2 demands for microwaves. Have a 30sec button and start when I press it once. After 1 minute of no use, just clear the time left. Also don’t beep every 10 seconds after the timer ends. I’m drunk and I probably don’t need that food if I don’t remember. That’s more than 2, so 30 demands and I’ll stop before I hit zero left.

There are some that make the noise when you stop it manually, I curse the family of the designers every time.

I have a microwave that makes a noise when you stop it manually and also when you open and shut the door the beeping continues until the full sequence of beeps has completed.

I’ll be moving soon, and I am absolutely not taking it with me.

and you sort of feel like… you know, I could have been a ninja