https://xkcd.com/883/

I put on my robe & wizard hat.

Why 4 years? Edit: oh… Oh no.

Build a thousand bridges & you will never be a bridge builder. Sell sub-par copper ingots and your name becomes a meme - forever.

That reminds me: what is the closest community to r/angryupvote?

Calm down satan.

I know you meant to have an /s but for anyone who has this suggested to them:
http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html.
Its a good read.

Who is this Gary? I hate him already.

Plumbers tape tied in a bow. At least it’s easy to remove.

Never forget Fanta.

She’s on the B ship

Corruption is a serious problem but it is a different problem. It is possible to help Ukraine without corruption. A bit of extra transparency would be a nice “fuck you” when fighting a very corrupt regime.

Would your prefer a potato?

Send weapons.

If you like applied Science I highly recommend breaking taps

Green jelly beans linked to acne

Is this the start of a zombie movie?

Or the longer version: