• EleventhHour@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    OK, now I wanna see the second pic. Cause that boy has a lovely bedroom. I would be very happy to get my ass destroyed in.

    But I need to see a second pic, to see if he has a nice bedroom.

    What? I have standards.

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      2 hours ago

      I need to know if they have books! If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!

      I’m a proponent of literacy, by any means necessary.

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        10 hours ago

        This is much nicer than the view of the bed. I hate those little prison / kitchen windows over the bed.

        Plot twist: girlfriend is trans but in the closet so bedroom guy really is gay.

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        13 hours ago

        Lovely bedroom and you’re humble.

        You’re welcome to send me a private message ;)

        But seriously, having a sense of taste for the interior of one’s home does not make a person gay— it means you’re an adult with good taste. It does, however, run the risk of classifying you as “fabulous.”

        I wish this is my bedroom…

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          12 hours ago

          That’s not my bedroom that’s just the second picture from the Reddit post.

          But now I’m kind of curious I might dig through the op’s profile in search of a picture of their bathroom lol.

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          But seriously, having a sense of taste for the interior of one’s home does not make a person gay— it means you’re an adult with good taste. It does, however, run the risk of classifying you as “fabulous.”

          “I’ve had loads of gay experiences. I’ve seen a pair of shoes and said, I have to have them! I’ve described a cake as ‘to die for’. But I’ve never had the gay experience of having another man’s cock in my mouth and/or bum. And I think that really is the one that counts.”

          - Jimmy Carr (as close as I can remember it)

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        13 hours ago

        That shoe rack next to the door will prevent it from opening more than a crack, and it annoys me.

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          12 hours ago

          That’s because he does not want people opening the door to the sex closet.

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          Those damn “form over function” people…

          Anyway that’s my excuse for lack of home decoration sense: it’s all function-first. Yeah. Totally that.