Governor of New York wants to protect CEOs
Are they also holding a worldwide meeting for that school shooting? Oh right…
Why is this not in NotTheOnion ?
Baby, everything is not the onion these days
Where’s the hotline for scared schoolchildren? Why is taxpayer money being used to help people wealthy enough not to need it?
Comfort for the elites, not the proles. Such is America.
Demonization of corporate executives is not new,” Wylde told Politico last week. “It was part of the rhetoric in the financial crisis of 2008-09.”
Hey look, a demon
Average response time for emergency services 16 min, unlesssssssssssss your bank account has several millions. Than you can call this special number to get 1 min response time.
This thing is gonna get so many prank calls.
They probably won’t publicize this number, unfortunately
It’s 2024, someone will eventually find it and share it. It’ll probably be discovered by some hacker dumping all the contacts in some CEO’s phone or Google account or whatever.
SIM swappers gunna invent a whole new version of swatting
I wonder what the criteria is for being given the number, because establishing a company and calling yourself the CEO is pretty easy and cheap. If they actually set some kind of wealth criteria, then that’ll make it even more obvious than it already is that they’re only interested in protecting the elite.
CEOs getting preferential treatment by the government is unconstitutional or I’m I missing something? They should call the underfunded 911 services like everyone else
Laws only applies to the poor people.
