• ryathal@sh.itjust.works
    32·
    6 days ago

    Protip: you want to dig the hole ahead of time. Otherwise someone might stumble upon you with a body, and then you have to dig two holes.

      • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
        11·
        6 days ago

        It would get prohibitively difficult. You need to be deep enough that scavengers and cadaver dogs can’t detect the body, and natural erosion doesn’t uncover it. To do that you need a 5-6 foot hole, to get 4-5 feet of dirt on the body. 2 bodies in the same hole means 7-8 feet deep, which is hard to get out of and can collapse on you.

        A decomposing body will also naturally cause a depression in the ground as it decomposes, two bodies would make a more pronounced depression. You can mound the dirt to counter this, but that makes it more noticeable as well.

      • scutiger@lemmy.world
        6·
        6 days ago

        If you’re digging a hole to bury a body, it should already be big enough that you can just toss another body in with it.

    • Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world
      2·
      6 days ago

      In that case you should make sure that the person dies very close to the hole you dug. Bodies are heavy! This is one of the main reasons why it’s very difficult to perform the perfect murder.

  • AVincentInSpace@pawb.socialEnglish
    112·
    6 days ago

    mmm i’m not quite sure i’m ready to trust that the “i’ve been consuming truecrime at an insane rate for a decade and have convinced myself that all men are like the ones i’ve been hearing about” generation of young women will check whether or not i’m minding my manners before deciding to take action against me

    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
      4·
      6 days ago

      If they don’t take the time to check your manners, they probably haven’t been attentively listening to the true crime. So don’t worry, your body will be found!

    • atomicorange@lemmy.world
      41·
      6 days ago

      Maybe try to get your bros to mind their manners so nobody feels the need to test out body disposal methods.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
    5·
    6 days ago

    I would not advocate for anyone to go a far as the meme suggests, but I will say that the most appropriate immediate response I can think of to “your body, my choice” is “your nuts, my knee.”

  • zephorah@lemm.ee
    4·
    6 days ago

    This is not encouragement, it’s all meant as a joke, then and now.

    I worked with two ladies who were heavy into true crime. Consumption of true crime is, apparently, at hobby level proportions among white women. They’re joking they know now, whether they want to or not, how to dispose of a body after all their true crime consumption. The lead doctor emerges and asks, jokingly, how? In unison, they reply: pigs.

    Had a similar conversation recently with a buddy and his new girlfriend. He was astounded at how into true crime she was and wondered aloud if he needed to worry about corpse disposal from her. I’m not into true crime, but knew enough to participate. Poking fun, I looked at her and said: pigs. Without skipping a beat she said: you’d have to pull the teeth first.

  • Rin@lemm.ee
    11·
    6 days ago

    Always the minority making the rest of us look bad.

  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    232·
    6 days ago

    ONE guy said this and suddenly it’s an indictment of all young men, and young Trump voters. Jesus, you people are every bit as gullible as the conservatives that believe every FB meme they view.

    “See! SEE! ALL libtards believe this! Told you!”