Not posting this was free.
For everything else, there’s MasterCard
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.
Why?
Why not?
You do you)
Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.
Hotel? Trivago
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I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me So you all must suffer too
My condolences.
aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.
buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.
Speaking of which
What a terrible day to have eyes…
Actual strawman just dropped
Sometimes I wish I have never learned this language
That’s painful sounding
This ain’t a shitpost. It’s a pisspost.
Oh how I wish it made beautiful
cellodouble bass sounds.Instead my sounds exactly like I’m playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.
What kind of straw? Bamboo, stainless steel, glass, silicon, sugarcane, paper, wheat, pasta, plastic, or maybe crazy straw?.. I am curious.
bamboo, maximise the splinters, ribed for his pleasure.
Don’t forget that it’s just as much about technique as it is about the instrument(s).
That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.
Oh, right, forgot about that dude.
I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).
And yo mom (related to urethra music).
Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You’ll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!
Excuse me while I go bleach my eye holes.
*in church
