P_P@lemm.ee to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoKentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mowerwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square114fedilinkarrow-up1341arrow-down14
arrow-up1337arrow-down1external-linkKentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mowerwww.cbsnews.comP_P@lemm.ee to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square114fedilink
minus-squareRememberTheApollo_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 days agoHow drunk was he mowing the lawn?
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 days agoSir, I’m going to have to ask you to step off the lawn mower. Do you know why I stopped you?
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoThat has happened more than once in real life…
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoA bottle of shite (I meant to write “white” but I won’t correct that) wine and a few Oxys, presumably.
How drunk was he mowing the lawn?
Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step off the lawn mower. Do you know why I stopped you?
Because you’re a pool?
That has happened more than once in real life…
A bottle of shite (I meant to write “white” but I won’t correct that) wine and a few Oxys, presumably.