PALM BEACH, FL—Outlining his ambitious plans for a potential second presidential term, Republican candidate Donald Trump reportedly made a pledge Thursday to use an obscure 18th-century law to marry his daughter. “We’re moving full steam ahead with ‘Operation Ivanka,’” said Trump, who credited his policy advisors with working around-the-clock for months to discover the loophole […]
Wow, this onion went down way too easily. I was fully ready to believe it.
This is the first time I actually did a double take at an onion article lol. It got me good too.
Sometimes we eat the onion long before it arrives.