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Got it. Thanks!

The article mentions Toys’R’Us, was it also written by AI or did I slip into a universe where they didn’t go out of business?

Website doesn’t exist or something.

Adorable. I want one.

Do steroids count as vegan?

I mean, clearly the underwear is worn like the left and the pants like the right.

I can tell you an intro I always skip, SG-1. I love that show so much, but the into sucks for all 10 seasons.

You don’t have to LIKE it, you just have to SEE it.

Greed. Greed. Greed.

If we want renewable energy we should attach some kind of turbine to Carl. He must be spinning at a pretty good clip right about now.

My trust in insurance companies is so low that I wouldn’t put it past them to get one report of an actual bear attacking a vehicle, doing the math to determine that it would be cheaper to pay some dude to dress up as one and take the fall than it would be to pay out on a single car.

That’s where my trust level with insurance companies is.

Do we care about the switch? Is that something we’re doing now?

I bet people avoid you in your personal life.

Yeah, I think it’s missing a hell of a lot more than that.

Bad for america, bad for the world.

You are explicitly defending him. And putting in time and effort to do so.

How about the god damned salted butter that doesn’t mention it has salt anywhere but in the nutrition label? Damned Kerrygold fucking up my mashed potatoes.

Great, up until they start eating the plastic that we’re still using for stuff.

Always could.