• TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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        11 days ago

        because modern online articles are filled with 800+ words of literally no meaning other than getting the viewer to see the 2,000 ads plastered on the website

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          10 days ago

          New Thing Found By Scientists

          Scientists at the Science Lab for Sciencey Science this Thursday have found a thing. The thing is a science thing found by scientists at the Science Lab for Sciencey Science.

          Nobody doesn’t like molten boron Nobody doesn’t like molten boron Nobody doesn’t like molten boron Nobody doesn’t like molten boron Nobody doesn’t like molten boron Nobody doesn’t like molten boron

          “Some people misspell it ‘seance’;” reports Fleeg Fleegerson of the Science Lab “But there’s two C’s and an I in it.”

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          • OpenStars@discuss.online
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            10 days ago

            Omg this is the very first moment in my life that I might start to look forward to AI writing articles.

            And… it’s already over. Bc such articles may be shorter, but they will find their own way to become enshittified for the sake of profits.

    • davepleasebehave@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      can’t answer definitely, but if you look up Irving Finkle (not Finkelstein)on YouTube, he is a really interesting fellow who I believe can read it all fluently.